Bob Here: The Internet is Back, I Thought Something was Fishy
Hey, How you doin’? My name is Bob, Bob LeFish. Funny last name, huh, I’ve heard it all before. Your name stinks, you are slimy, and, the list goes on and on. I don’t care about what anyone says, I am slimy but not as slimy as some folks. I spend most of my time hanging out, I don’t really work, I do some security in the apartment building where I live, but I don’t really need to work. Sometimes I go to the dojo to hang out with my ugly friend Mike. Mike is a plecostomus and he spends his day cleaning. He sucks, but I like him. You see, I’m a fish, Bob LeFish, I swim, and I eat, I and keep an eye on things going on in and around the room that my tank is in.
I’m a Betta fish, I prefer Siamese fighting fish, and if your were in my tank calling me a Betta fish I might kick your butt, if you could fit in the tank and had a butt. As long as you stay out of my tank, say what ever you like, I don’t care. Most people think we Siamese fighting fish are mean, but, we are just misunderstood, we have issues, if all your ancestors lived in puddles you would too. I’m lucky this guy who owns the tank I live in gives me free room and board, all for keeping an eye on the place. And, he thinks I have it good. I do, no puddle or tiny bowl for this guy. I even have my friend Mike, every now and then we get into it and I try to kick his tail but he is tough and hard headed. After our scuffles Mike ignores me for a few days, but then all is forgotten and things go back to normal. I get bored sometimes in my tank, the other day the cable was out and the Internet was down, I thought I was going to go out of my fish mind. Thank goodness it’s fixed now, that’s how I am able to write this. I can’t take pictures, so I asked the guy who feeds me if he could take my picture, he said OK, we’ll see if he remembers. He walks around my room a lot, and does some things that don’t make sense, you know humans. But, what do I know, I’m a just a fish. I will report back from time to time, so please check here for important updates and information. I will soon write about presents for pets, yeah, we celebrate the holidays too!
Be good and remember that fish are not food! Have a steak or some chicken instead! Try some of the recipes on the site!
Bob
Will surely remember that fish are not food! Have a steak or some chicken instead! Thanks for sharing the links of recipes. It was nice going through your blog.