Put your car keys beside your bed at night. Tell your spouse, your children, your neighbors, your parents, your Dr.’s office, the check-out girl at the market, everyone you run across. Put your car keys beside your bed at night.…
TICK WARNING! I hate it when people forward bogus warnings, and I have even done it unintentionally myself at times, but this one is real and it’s important. After you read the entire message please send this warning to everyone on…
There are a couple I’d love to have…..so much fun!!!! Subject: Doormats Doormats With A Difference ••• We are posting some cool email that has been forwarded to us. We are doing this to share some really interesting, cool, funny,…
1. Sometimes, I carry a clipboard. Sometimes, I dress like a lawn guy and carry a rake. I do my best to never, ever look like a crook. 2. The two things I hate most: loud dogs and nosy neighbors. 3. I’ll break…
1. Of course I look familiar. I was here just last week cleaning your carpets, painting your shutters, or delivering your new refrigerator. 2. Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom when I was working in your yard last week. While…
We may get slammed up here in the north, again! Look, here we see two feet of snow in NYC! If you can come up with a caption for this photo you may win a prize! Stay safe in this…
1. Money isn’t made out of paper; it’s made out of cotton. 2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper. 3. The dot over the letter ‘i’ is called a ‘tittle.’ 4. A raisin dropped in a…
TWO WOLVES One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, “My son, the battle is between two wolves inside us all. “One is Evil – It is anger, envy, jealousy,…
Have a history teacher explain this—– if they can. Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. Both were particularly concerned…
Do You Remember a Time When Decisions were made by going ‘eeny-meeny-miney-moe’? Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, ‘Do Over!’? ‘Race issue’ meant arguing about who ran the fastest? Catching The Fireflies Could Happily Occupy An Entire Evening? It wasn’t…
