Say What, World Listens, Who Hears

“How was the tilapia?”

“Somebody died in a fog.”

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“Sine Pari,” says the bumper sticker,

“I ask what does that mean?”

She says, “Without equal!”

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Bullet Head Doogan, said,

“One day I think I have it figured out

and the next day, I don’t.”

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“I met my husband in Ottsville.”

“Underneath he’s a torrent of anxiety.”

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“Somebody died in a fog.”

“How was the tilapia?”

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“Lately, she has been oddly affectionate.”

“Not too happy with Meineke, right now.”

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“I’m gonna pick up my buddy,

he’s gonna wring the sponges while I grout,

git `er done.”

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“Yeah, I have been reading about it.”

“It’s cool & odd.”

“Yeah, well, your dog’s balls are ugly!”

“Somebody died in a fog.”

“How was the tilapia?”

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“How was the tilapia?”

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Note: These are thing I heard over the course of several years and wrote down to put here!